. . . for those of us who suffer from occasional (or even frequent) feelings of inferiority.

Okay, I'll warn you now that this is a TOTALLY frivolous post, but I was directed today to an internet site that ended up occupying way too much of my time.  You know - that "like watching a fire" thing.  In any case, I came away feeling a whole lot thinner, more attractive, and smarter . . . and I think that's a good thing except for the fact that I also feel like I need a shower.

I'm not including any pictures in this post . . . if you're interested in spending a little time surfing the net in a non-productive way, you'll get plenty of those without help from me.  (Plus, I would never have been able to decide on which one(s) to use - so I'll let you pick your own favorites.)

And, if you don't get your fill here, this site also has plenty of other links so you can visit even more sectors of the Twilight Zone.  Meanwhile, here is a link to illustrate why I don't generally "do" Walmart:  People of Walmart.  You can click your state to see selections from there, or you can sort them randomly, or whatever.  I'm sure that, like me, it won't take long before you resolve to NEVER do Walmart . . . unless, of course, you're a masochist - or are perhaps trying to get your own photo published on the internet.